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Post by Myria on Feb 21, 2013 20:07:41 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you walk into your favourite tack shop, see their "store cat" (he lives in the store and catches mice and usually greets customers) and you immediately go and start petting him. Now, Oliver is a very friendly cat, so he is the "I'm in your face, LOVE MEEEEE!!!!" type. You try to tell the lady at the counter that you are in need of new paddock boots...well, consignment cause they are ridiculously expensive otherwise (for a good pair)....only to have the cat smack his tail into your face (and then proceed to headbutt you in affection) and you end up just saying a bunch of muffled words halfway through your sentence. Yay~ Oh well. XD
Plus, he got so chubby since I last saw him two years ago, that he is unable to jump onto the counters. He just sits and meows til someone lifts him up. But that's okay, they found him tied to a shopping cart outside a few years back, so he's had a lot of love.
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Post by kitkattish on Feb 22, 2013 2:57:34 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA I love cattsss!! Their sooo cuttteeee xD xD
uhmmmm....here's one!! Awkward moment when you just came from a sports match with your friends and your sweating like hell and come home only to hear your parents say that you NEVER do any sports...in FRONT of a cute guy and his family (who is a childhood friend....)
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Post by glitter/miranda on Feb 22, 2013 17:58:17 GMT -5
oh wow kit... awkward moment when you like a guy and it turns out he's gay O.o
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Post by Myria on Feb 22, 2013 18:01:55 GMT -5
O.o...that is awkward. Haha, aw poor Kit. I was like "Aren't you on a basketball team?" when I read that.
This one happened earlier today while I was running errands.
That awkward moment when you're carrying your bags to your truck, only to have some older lady look at you as you walk by. You're drinking your coffee (THAT is a rare event for me personally, but anyways~) and as you are putting your bags into the cab, the lady walks towards you, gives you a once over, and says:
"Aren't you too young to be drinking coffee, much less driving...and a truck no less! What are you, 15?" you take a sip of your coffee, and give her a deadpan answer:
"Ma'am, first of all, I'm twenty years old. So I am completely legal to drink whatever beverages I want, from water to alcohol. Secondly, this is my truck. I paid for it, I maintain it, and I love it. I'm sorry if you don't approve of me driving a truck, but I put it to good use. Have a nice day."
My truck isn't even big! It's the smallest size...just a quarter tonne!
Then she went on about how "When I'm forty I'm going to look twenty" to try and make up for it. Oh well, I'm kind of used to it. People tend to think I'm 15 >.> Like that time I was buying my high school grad dress, and the sales associate thought I was in grade 9, not 12. *sigh*
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Post by kitkattish on Feb 23, 2013 1:13:22 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAA that IS awkward Myria xD BUUURN LADY BUUUUUURn!! BURN ON FIIIIReEE!!! xD You're not the only one I'm in grade 11 now but people think I'm in grade 7 or 8 *sigh* AT LEAST I LOOK YOUNG SO WHEN I GROW UP IL LOOK YOUNGER THAN aLLLL OF EM
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Post by Myria on Feb 23, 2013 2:45:28 GMT -5
Yes, it will be good once we age, Kit. My shortness doesn't help with making me look older either. But there are benefits to being short.
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Post by Myria on Mar 1, 2013 20:23:31 GMT -5
That awkward moment when your reproductive physiology professor decides to use you as a "demo" during class. We were learning about poultry mating behaviour, and he decided to zone in on me. The situation occurred as follows:
Prof: "So, you're a girl, right?" *points to me* Me: "When I woke up this morning I was." (the only response I could think of at the time haha) Prof: *while class is still laughing* "That's good. So, tell me, and be honest! Pretend that...there is an imaginary male over here *points near board*. He can be attractive or not. *laughs* Now, which would you prefer....would you want him to come right over to you and talk to you and such, OR would you find it more attractive if he went and played up the room, chatting to other girls before talking to you?" Me: "I would prefer him to come directly to me." Prof: "That's a good answer. If you were a chicken, you would be wrong. Female chickens like males that approach other females, because it shows that they can provide for MANY females. It makes them very good providers. But...you are a...normal human. That is a good answer for a human. You can go and proclaim to the world that you are a normal human female!" And the class erupted into laughter.
Now, I know that isn't really very awkward, but it was a bit for me because I had to answer haha. Pretty sure my face turned red haha. I love that prof though, he's awesome.
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Post by kitkattish on Mar 2, 2013 2:26:35 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Myria ^^^ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahAH xDDD I love ur prof and i dont even know him!! He compared U to a chicken!! xDDDD Hhahahahahaha omggg good one xD
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Post by ienzodarkness on Mar 2, 2013 3:35:21 GMT -5
Ha ha,Myria,your professor is awesome!!! ;D You are a normal human!! *laughs* AMUSED! XD
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Post by glitter/miranda on Mar 4, 2013 20:23:36 GMT -5
that awkward moment when you think youve fell for some one but then you start to like someone else
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Post by Myria on Mar 5, 2013 23:40:46 GMT -5
Aw, that would be awkward Glitter.
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Post by ienzodarkness on Mar 6, 2013 6:45:28 GMT -5
The awkward moment where you catch your older sister on your computer,and you demand her why she is on there. She then proceeds to turn the computer around,and show you the blastard Peter Pan/Harry Potter/Kingdom Hearts/Ouran Highschool Host Club/Wolf's Rain Fanfiction that you once decided to search up and obsess over,and then proceeds to question you as to why you search it up. You answer the questions,which she then begins to tease and mock you,before pretending to be Ron Weasley,saying that he was in love with Ed Sheeran,which immediately annoyed me to the point of no return,as to the fact that had NOTHING to do with anything I searched up (and I also like Ed Sheeran and Ron Weasley). She then keeps on annoying you,and refuses to leave you alone,and begins to pay out Kingdom Hearts,and you can't get away to loneliness because she'll keep on following you ._.
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